quote by John Jay Chapman

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.

— John Jay Chapman

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So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.

One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus.

Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin.

Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

Like plowing, housework makes the ground ready for the germination of family life. The kids will not invite a teacher home if beer cans litter the living room. The family isn't likely to have breakfast together if somebody didn't remember to buy eggs, milk, or muffins. Housework maintains an orderly setting in which family life can flourish.

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.

When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me.

Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54.

Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden.

" "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!" "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing." "That may be, but the muffins are the same!

Clean and restock your car at the end of each trip.

No matter how tired you are, resist the temptation to let that empty muffin bag wait until mañana. Tomorrow turns into next week, next month.

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it.

God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be rattled like a muffin man's bell.

I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.

United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company.

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like.

How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped and made much of itself in the little grate. How they removed the covers of the dishes, and found rich, hot savory soup, which was a meal in itself, and sandwiches and toast and muffins enough for both of them.

Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it. One might say it's the best muffin ever made. One might say it's an awful muffin. It's hard for me to say. It's for me to make the muffin.

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

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