The most dangerous thing in the world is to have no purpose.
— T. D. Jakes
Sublime Murphys Law quotations
I see the light at the end of the tunnel, so I'm going hard.
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.
Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.
Know what you're talking about.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
There are no answers, only cross references.
Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Don't get mad, get even.
There's more than one way to be a girl
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Nobody notices when things go right.
Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool.
People might not know the difference.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance
Love is the most dangerous thing in the world.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
'Murphys law of economic policy': Economists have the least influence on policy where they know the most and are most agreed; they have the most influence on policy where they know the least and disagree most vehemently.
The Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.