Mustard Quotes

I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.

Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it.

The Iraqi regime . . . possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons. We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

Won't cha...picture life as my wife, just think: Full length mink, fat X and O links, Bracelets to match, conversation was all that, Showed you the safe combinations and all that. Guess you could say you's the one I trusted... Who would ever think that you would spread like mustard?

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

If you've got just a little bit of faith as a grain of mustard seed, and begin to praise God - that faith will mount up, until fear won't be able to stay in your heart.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

It's horrible to think that a small cadre of people would manipulate that information. I mean, for God's sake, we've admitted that we were experimenting on our veterans with mustard gas. So there is no security question. It can't possibly be the reason.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard.

I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool.

Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

Courage, not cleverness; not even inspiration, is the grain of mustard that grows up to be a great tree.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

I had forgotten what mustard fields looked like.

.. Sheet upon sheet of blazing yellow, half way between sulphur and celandine, with hot golden sunshine pouring down upon them out of a dazzling June sky. It thrilled me like music.

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.

We wove a web in childhood, A web of sunny air;

We dug a spring in infancy Of water pure and fair; We sowed in youth a mustard seed, We cut an almond rod; We are now grown up to riper age— Are they withered in the sod?

I think faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day.

For example, 'Am I going to love this person? Am I going to share my faith with this person? Am I going to pray that little prayer?' It really is a daily thing where you seize those little mustard seed opportunities and then see what God does.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

No faith is required to do the possible;

actually only a morsel of this atom-powered stuff is needed to do the impossible, for a piece as large as a mustard seed will do more than we have ever dreamed of.

As long as we have unsolved problems, unfulfilled desires, and a mustard seed of faith, we have all we need for a vibrant prayer life.

I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2 cup baking soda, add in 12 drops each of rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils, then whisk it and pour 1/4 cup of the mix into the tub while warm water is running.

The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees.

You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do something fun outside of mowing lawns. Everything else is just gravy... Or mustard.

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.