quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, theyre from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin. And if we have an opinion, you know youre gonna hear it.

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When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

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The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

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You can learn something new everyday if you listen.

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If you are brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.

I'm tired of being around men all the time.

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I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it.

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