1. 10

    A good newspaper is a nation talking to itself.

  2. 9

    A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

  3. 8

    So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.

  4. 7

    The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing, but newspapers.

  5. 6

    I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely happier for it.

  6. 5

    Bad news travels fast.

  7. 4

    Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.

  8. 3

    In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.

  9. 2

    They are so filthy and bestial that no honest man would admit one into his house for a water-closet doormat.

  10. 1

    If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.