A good newspaper is a nation talking to itself.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing, but newspapers.
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely happier for it.
Bad news travels fast.
Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.
In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
They are so filthy and bestial that no honest man would admit one into his house for a water-closet doormat.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.