If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
— Mark Twain

The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson newspapers quote

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
— Jerry Seinfeld

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.
— Fulton John Sheen

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.
— newspapers quotation by George Orwell