quote by Garry Shandling

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

— Garry Shandling

Interesting Nice Guy quotations

Nice guy quote The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

Nice guy quote Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

I went to watch Coldplay in Florida and saw Chris Martin before they went on.

He sang 'What Makes You Beautiful' before the chorus of 'Yellow' kicked in. That was so strange because he's an inspiration for me. I think he's so good, he's sick... he's a really nice guy too.

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know.

Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.

Nice guy quote The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one.

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap.

Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

Nice guy quote All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

I've got high standards when it comes to boys.

As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him!

It's kind of nice in some ways having an Olympic Trials where I finished second.

You can kind of go in more under the radar facing a 2:03 guy and facing a lot of dudes who are faster than I am, whereas, before Beijing, I had one of the top 10 times in the field, or something like that.

I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing.

Nice guy quote When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are d

When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.

You can't go into the ring and be a nice guy.

I would go a month, two months, without having sex. It worked for me because it made me a vicious animal. You can't fight if you have any compassion or anything like that.

Nice guy quote The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, wh

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.

In the end it all comes down to talent.

You can talk all you want about intangibles, I just don't know what that means. Talent makes winners, not intangibles. Can nice guys win? Sure, nice guys can win - if they're nice guys with a lot of talent. Nice guys with a little talent finish fourth, and nice guys with no talent finish last.

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.

The media wants a nice guy, so I can give that to them.

I figured I could be myself in this interview since no one's gonna read this JV newspaper.

Nice guy quote Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but beca

Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are.

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I wasn't mean; I wasn't evil. I was nice. And let me tell you, a hesitant man is the last thing in the world a woman needs. She needs a lover and a warrior, not a Really Nice Guy.

I'm basically different things to different people.

If it's a guy, I'm-a probably have my guard up because it's a street rule that when men come around that I don't know, I just immediately throw shade on them. But I don't associate with fellas all that much; if it's a girl - a beautiful girl - I be nice.

People say I'm hard, I'm Mr Angry. I'm this, I'm that. I just want to win matches. There's no point going out there and being Mr Nice Guy. We get 55,000 at Old Trafford and I don't think they want fellas going out there and thinking: Ah, if we lose, so what?

Nice guy quote Be a nice human

Be a nice human

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Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

winning is not everything it is the only thing

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

Nice guy quote Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because the

Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, ut because you are.

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It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

Nice guy quote When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love you s

When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love you see it in his eyes

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Trying to always be the nice guy, to appear good, can be limiting.

Avoiding confrontation has closed up a number of possibilities for me.

He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.

You've got to play with that killer instinct, man.

You've got to hate that guy across from you. Then after the game is over, tell him what a nice guy he is. Shake his hand. Especially if you win.

Nice guy quote The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I used to spend most of my time straining to be a nice guy so people would like me.

I never want to be winking at the audience and saying, "This character is really a nice guy."

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies.

I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

I grew up in a community where it was not the exception to be a good girl.

It was sort of expected. And all of my friends were good girls too, and my boyfriends were good boys. Everybody was pretty nice. And that affects how I write my characters. There aren't very many bad guys in my novels.

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