Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris and don't know the real hardcore.— Damian Marley
Most Powerful Norris quotations
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said.
"For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph.
I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.
Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce;
James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once.
I remember in my very first fitting, costume designer Patricia Norris gave me a garment with these intricate stitches - stitches over stitches, because it had been repaired so many times. Once I put it on, she told me that it belonged to an actual slave woman. My heart just stopped. Each one of the stitches had a story, you know. Just recognizing this period I was going to be dancing with was a "come to Jesus" moment.
With iron and blood, it seems, and from the rich depths of the earth, John Griswold has fashioned a classic American novel, its dignified intonations of our young nation's sweat and tears evocative of the indelible storytelling of Dos Passos, Frank Norris, and Upton Sinclair.
On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells;
they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was fun to do. I understand Ferber whistles at her typewriter.
I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running.
Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then you look at the conservatives, it's like Chuck Norris, Bo Derek and the Gatlin Brothers. I don't know if being liberal makes you more right, but it does seem like it makes you more talented.
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.
“Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!” “But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.