My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Attractive Off The Wall quotations

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

Off the wall quote Don't spend time beating on a wall hoping to transform it into a door.
Don't spend time beating on a wall hoping to transform it into a door.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

Off the wall quote We build too many walls and not enough bridges.
We build too many walls and not enough bridges.

Children cannot bounce off the walls if we take away the walls.

I think that certain players are going to approach the game differently.

I am more of a quiet person. I like to have more of a focused energy and internal energy whereas some people need to be bouncing off the walls to be ready for the game.

To be great, one does not have to be mad, but definitely it helps.

Off the wall quote When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmill
When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills.

The more we retreat from the culture at large the more room we will have to carve out lives of meaning, the more we will be able to wall off the flood of illusions disseminated by mass culture and the more we will retain sanity in an insane world.

As music migrates into our iPods, CD collections require less and less room, residing in our heads rather than resounding off the walls. The protracted labor of amassing a personal music library has lost its detective zeal.

Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.

Off the wall quote People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body.

Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy.

The road to the future leads us smack into the wall.

We simply ricochet off the alternatives that destiny offers. Our survival is no more than a question of 25, 50 or perhaps 100 years.

Off the wall quote Follow your dreams and the universe will open doors where there we only walls.
Follow your dreams and the universe will open doors where there we only walls.

At an incredibly divisive point in pop history, Donna Summer managed to create an undeniable across-the-board experience of mass pleasure - after 'Bad Girls,' nobody ever tried claiming disco sucked again. It set the template for what Michael Jackson would do a few months later with 'Off The Wall.'

All images generated by imaging technology are viewed in a walled-off location not visible to the public. The officer assisting the passenger never sees the image, and the officer viewing the image never interacts with the passenger. The imaging technology that we use cannot store, export, print or transmit images.

When the Berlin Wall came down the Americans cried, 'Victory,' and walked off the field.

Off the wall quote The walls we build around us to keep sadness out, also keeps out joy.
The walls we build around us to keep sadness out, also keeps out joy.

I'd turn off the internet for a month and make us actually talk to each other, and be responsible for your opinions and not be able to hide behind the anonymity of the cyber-wall to speak your mind. To actually have to face people and see their reactions and discuss it - actually discuss it. It won't happen. Unless the grid goes down.

When I was 14 I used to have a calendar on my wall, crossing the days off until I was 15, because the school leaving age was 15. Then three months before I turned 15 they changed the leaving age to 16.

If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.

Off the wall quote Don't just be another brick in the wall
Don't just be another brick in the wall
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Most regular superhero books are designed to go on forever;

of course, very few of them do, but the point is they are trying to throw mud against the wall and hope it will stick, and most of it slides off.

Clinton's pardoning of Marc Rich was off-the-wall.

You can’t bounce off the walls If there are no walls: outdoor schools make kids happier—and smarter

Off the wall quote You are confined only by the walls you build yourself
You are confined only by the walls you build yourself
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If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

Mineral cactai, quicksilver lizards in the adobe walls, the bird that punctures space, thirst, tedium, clouds of dust, impalpable epiphanies of wind. The pines taught me to talk to myself. In that garden I learnedto send myself off. Later there were no gardens.

Off the wall quote People build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to br
People build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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Be prepared to do whatever you have to do.

If you get put in a situation where your back is up against the wall let your gun go off.

Baseball is a lot like the ivy-covered wall of Wrigley Field--it gives off a great appearance, but when you run into it, you discover the bricks underneath. At times, it seems that we're dealing with a group of men who aren't much different than others we've all run into over the years, except they wear neckties instead of robes and hoods.

As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went off to the bathroom for a second, and they brought out my omelet. The next thing I remember, I woke up, and I was on the side of my own omelet, and there was no one at Buck's. Everyone was gone. They just let me sleep.

Off the wall quote You are confined only by the walls you build yourself.
You are confined only by the walls you build yourself.
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Grant that I have enough suffering that my heart really opens to the great compassion of this world, that I be given enough so that I don't wall myself off from the world, that it breaks down the heart and the separation and the ego and the fear, and it lets me touch the nectar, the milk of kindness itself, of something greater.

Neil Young and Barry Friedman had stolen a Buffalo Springfield sign off the steamroller for Barrys house. They put it up. We all looked at it on the wall and a light went off. That's how we came up with the name

If I hung one of my paintings next to someone else's, I knew mine would kind of pop off the wall.

Off the wall quote The walls around you do not define wealth within you...
The walls around you do not define wealth within you...
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I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the culture of all lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any

Give weather reports. It helps the reality of a scene if foghorns are blowing or kites are in the sky on a windy afternoon or the day's so hot wallpaper is peeling off the walls.

Through the last few decades it [the art object] has been ripped off the wall and twisted through every conceivable permutation, yet back to the wall it insists on going.

I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing ... You can't see over, people can't see in, and you also can't see out. So I've gotten quite comfortable with just being unafraid. I keep saying the same thing: it's not about being fearless but really just embracing the fears and using them.

Religious people are now finding that the First Amendment is being used to herd them into a social ghetto, separated and walled off from public participation.