quote by Donald Fagen

I had a dream that Britney Spears rubbed her breasts in my face and Jennifer Lopez gave me head while Salma Hayek sucked my toes and the Olsen twins videotaped everything. I would have kept dreaming it, too, if I hadn't set off the smoke detector.

— Donald Fagen

Most Powerful Olsen quotations

I was always an Olsen. I never thought of myself as a Brady. I never actually wanted to be a Brady. I always preferred my own family to the Bradys.

I'm friends with Carla Olsen and she's doing a lot of producing these days.

She's getting quite a little collection of records that she's produced. She's real busy.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating.

They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, 'Good luck with the reboot of your '90s show.' And they said, 'Thanks. Good luck with yours.'

When I was 5 years old, my best friends were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen because we lived across the street from each other.

It's unbelievable how many things I've learned from Merlin Olsen.

Film maker Andi Olsen has a wonderful short film called Where the Smiling Ends.

She waited at the Trevi Fountain in Rome and filmed the tourists only at the moment after their photos had been snapped, the moment their smiles dissolved. It's genius and heartbreaking. I think about her film when I explore the places the strips malls meet the wild world they are eating up.

What's not to look forward to? It's like all the actors in all of the films.

It's difficult to get Martin Freeman and I in a room together. Imagine what it's like to get myself, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr., Elizabeth Olsen... these extraordinary actors who all have careers outside the Marvel Universe.

According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

You'll sleep with the lights on after reading Gregg Olsen.

To walk into Bill Olsen's poems is to enter a mind so weirdly curious, you can't be released to sadness, not yet: it's just too surprising. But this book-half microscope, half telescope-shadows grief, our shared and ordinary life where an old neighbor obsessively gathers twigs to wish back the tree, where the moon is regularly ‘sawn in half,’ where sprinklers give off ‘little wet speeches.’ What else? It's brilliantly instead and odd.

Josh Radnor is that rare thing: a writer-director who thinks like an actor but still knows how to create a comedy with shape and vision. Liberal Arts is the best movie about college I’ve seen since I don’t know what...Dryly affectionate and super-sharp. Elizabeth Olsen is every inch a star.

In fact a lot of them I think are absolute baloney.

Those Charles Olsens and people like that. At first I was interested in seeing what they were up to, what they were doing, why they were doing it. They never moved me in the way that one is moved by true poetry.

American Pie' was a big movie for me.

No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered such movies as 'Like Mike' and 'New York Minute' with the Olsen twins

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago.

He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!