quote by Mitch Hedberg

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

— Mitch Hedberg

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Onion rings quote Don't give up. Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door.

Don't give up. Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry.

I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

Onion rings quote Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?

You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rings,' Sophie says. 'And when you say her name it sounds different.' How?' Sophie thinks. 'Like it's covered with blankets.

A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it!

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places.

.. You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

I think sometimes that people are like onions.

On the outside smooth and whole and simple but inside ring upon ring, complex and deep.

pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant.

I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing.

He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket.

"I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have restrained her, my friend?" The skull yattered its teeth at him. Howl put it down rather hastily.

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