quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Only one quote One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you'v

One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.

I suffer from depression. Severe cases of it. Not one case of depression, not a severe case, but severe cases of depression. Music is my only outlet, it's therapeutic to me. It's a release. It's how I vent emotionally.

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done.

One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day to Love, Believe, Do and mostly Live.

Only one quote You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, wil

You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.

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It is clear that we must find an African solution to our problems, and that this can only be found in African unity. Divided we are weak; united, Africa could become one of the greatest forces for good in the world.

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

One is only happy in proportion as he makes others feel happy and only useful as he contributes his influences for the finer callings in life.

Only one quote One of the most important decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether

One of the most important decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.

Your life is nothing more than a love story.

Between you and God. Nothing more. Every person, every experience, every gift, every loss, every pain is sent to your path for one reason and one reason only: to bring you back to Him.

If someone wishes for good health, one must first ask oneself if he is ready to do away with the reasons for his illness. Only then is it possible to help him.

I am involved in the land of a leonine and brave people, where every foot of the ground is like a well of steel, confronting my soldier. You have brought only one son into the world, but everyone in this land can be called an Alexander.

Only one quote One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.

One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.

One only dies once, and if one does not die well, a good opportunity is lost and will not present itself again.

Because you won't get gun control by disarming law abiding citizens.

There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the thugs and the criminals, lock them up, and if you don't actually throw away the key, at least lose it for a long time.

I believe there is only one race - the human race.

Only one quote Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behi

Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

We can't let people drive wedges between us... because there's only one human race.

The real dirt is not outside, but inside, in our hearts.

We can wash all stains with water. The only one we can't remove is the grudge and the bad intentions sticking to our hearts.

There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.

Only one quote You have to be odd to be number one.

You have to be odd to be number one.

I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count.

Only one quote The woman who follows the crowd will usually go on further than the crowd. The w

The woman who follows the crowd will usually go on further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.

There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, and Be nothing.

You learn something out of everything, and you come to realize more than ever that we're all here for a certain space of time, and, and then it's going to be over, and you better make this count.

The change starts within each one of us. And ends only when all children are free to be children

Only one quote One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

There is only one race, the human race.

There is only one caste... the caste of humanity. There is only one religion... the religion of love. There is only one language... the language of the heart.

The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.

Only one quote Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Dr. King's policy was, if you are nonviolent, if you suffer, your opponent will see your suffering and will be moved to change his heart. That's very good. He only made one fallacious assumption. In order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none.

From the world’s perspective, there are many places you can go to find comfort. But there is only one place you will find a hand to catch your tears and a heart to listen to your every longing. True peace comes only from God.

The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.

Only one quote Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps you make a life.

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Raindrops are my only reminder that clouds have a heartbeat. That I have one, too.

There is only one winning strategy. It is to carefully define the target market and direct a superior offering to that target market.

I'm here to impress only one man. He don't live here with us. He's on top. So that's all I'm concerned about. My work is not for the public or for man to view or make judgment on me, I work for one person.

Only one quote Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

There is something in every one of you that waits and listens for the sound of the genuine in yourself. It is the only true guide you will ever have. And if you cannot hear it, you will all of your life spend your days on the ends of strings that somebody else pulls.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

Sometimes God lets you be in a situation that only He can fix so that you can see that He is the One who fixes it. Rest. He's got it.

If I had only one hour to save the world, I would spend fifty-five minutes defining the problem, and only five minutes finding the solution.

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