quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Only way quote Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the pro

Sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

It is pointless trying to know where the way leads.

Think only about your first step, the rest will come.

Only way quote Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at al

Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once.

Just let me be me, That's the only way I know.

We must learn to live the African way. It's the only way to live in freedom and with dignity

Don't be attracted to easy paths because the paths that make your feet bleed are the only way to get ahead in life.

Only way quote Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look f

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forwad for the trip.

Every moment of life is unique-a kiss, a sunset, a dance, a joke.

None will ever recur in quite the same way. Each happens only once in the history of the universe.

Dare to declare who you are. It is not far from the shores of silence to the boundaries of speech. The path is not long, but the way is deep. You must not only walk there, you must be prepared to leap.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Only way quote No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

Because you won't get gun control by disarming law abiding citizens.

There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the thugs and the criminals, lock them up, and if you don't actually throw away the key, at least lose it for a long time.

Beware of every hour and how it passes, and only spend it in the best possible way, do not neglect yourself, but render it accustomed to the noblest and best of actions, and send to your grave that which will please you when you arrive to it.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Only way quote Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, and Be nothing.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that's so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end.

Only way quote Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

You must make women count as much as men;

you must have an equal standard of morals; and the only way to enforce that is through giving women political power so that you can get that equal moral standard registered in the laws of the country. It is the only way.

Try to understand what I am saying: everything is dependent on everything else, everything is connected, nothing is separate. Therefore everything is going in the only way it can go. If people were different everything would be different. They are what they are, so everything is as it is.

Nothing in the Golden Rule says that others will treat us as we have treated them. It only says that we must treat others in a way that we would want to be treated.

Only way quote Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from c

Every minute spent worrying about "The way thing were" is a moment stolen from creating the way things can be.

When you pay attention to the Quran, you discover that it can only be from Allah. It becomes clearer and clearer to you that it cannot be from a human being. But many people don't perceive the Quran this way because Allah doesn't open its doors to people who do not pay attention.

I am only a mouthpiece through which to tell the story of lynching and I have told it so often that I know it by heart. I do not have to embellish; it makes its own way.

Nothing seems real anymore. Even the flames from the fire seem to beckon to me, drawing me into some great past life buried somewhere deep in my subconscious, if only I could find the key..if only..if only. Ever since my illness, my condition, I've been trying to find some logical way of passing my time, of justifying a means to an end.

Only way quote Live the way you want to be remembered.

Live the way you want to be remembered.

Man treats woman as his own property and not as being capable of feelings, like himself. The way man treats women is much worse than the way landlords treat servants and the high-caste treat the low-caste. These treat them so demeaningly only in situations mutually affecting them; but men treat cruelly and as slaves, from their birth till death.

Looking for perfection is the only way to motivate yourself.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.

Only way quote Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way.

The night before my amputation, my former basketball coach brought me a magazine with an article on an amputee who ran in the New York Marathon. It was then I decided to meet this new challenge head on and not only overcome my disability, but conquer it in such a way that I could never look back and say it disabled me.

No matter what I say, honestly, people would only judge me the way they want to.

The only way to learn strong faith is to endure great trials.

Only way quote What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

What's meant to be will always find its way. Always.

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes.

Don't resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.

It hurts, but that’s all it does. The most difficult part of the training is training your mind. You build calluses on your feet to endure the road. You build calluses on your mind to endure the pain. There’s only one way to do that. You have to get out there and run.

Become one with eternity. Become part of your environment. Take off your clothes. Forget yourself. Make love. Self-destruction is the only way to peace.

Only way quote If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the cou

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Three things differentiate living from the soul verses living from the ego only: the ability to sense and learn new ways, the tenacity to ride a rough road, and the patience to learn deep love over time.

Prayer is spiritual communication between man and God, a two-way relationship in which man should not only talk to God but also listen to Him. Prayer to God is like a child's conversation with his father. It is natural for a child to ask his father for the things he needs.

Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they're trying to find someone who's going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.

Sometimes the only way the good Lord can get into some hearts is to break them.

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