Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That's what makes a marriage work.— Dr. Dre
Undeniable Orgasm quotations
Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.
Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.
What is sexual in a high heel is the arch of the foot, because it is exactly the position of a woman's foot when she orgasms... So putting your foot in a heel, you are putting yourself in a possibly orgasmic situation.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms.
If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency.
The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical.
Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.
You can't do it all. No one can have two full-time jobs, have perfect children and cook three meals and be multi-orgasmic 'til dawn ... Superwoman is the adversary of the women's movement.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.
Because orgasmic sex would lead to women's autonomy, knowing who you are and what we want: Women are not going to follow what some jackass tells us we must do. Not all women are going to get married, be monogamous and raise a family. It will destroy the current social structure based on a sexual double standard that we're currently living under.
There's a lot of pain and suffering out there.
I think there needs to be more joy, and love, and orgasms in the world. We are a pleasure-negati ve society. Suffering is much more acceptable. And I want to tell women that they are sexually powerful beings, but they often don't get in touch with it because they are socialized to please men.
She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel
For me, romance is only 'true' when there are two sides to it.
I think to have true romance you have to have the moments where you feel alone and you're crying and you feel like your heart's about to break... as well as the moments where you're floating through this orgasmic dream state.
As I railed on and on, I became increasingly energied and excited by my own misery and misanthropy until I reached a kind of orgasm of negativity.'... The Brits don't merely enjoy misery, they get off on it.
I talked to a junior in college, and she was fed up.
She said, "I'm not doing other girls any favours by faking orgasms and not calling out guys when we're having unequal experiences."
Speaking of Oscars, I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy.
80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual.
I've watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber - just going around with a glazed expression on their faces from their last orgasms to the next - and found them really quite boring.
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind.
In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms.
King-sized? It would take up all my space.
I need wide-open spaces." She glanced at Kane for help, but he was rolling around on a matress and moaning in a loud, orgasmic manner. She rolled her eyes and heaved a sigh.
If he was silent I could be silent too.
Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair, before I drove to wherever the beast's lair was - and then pulled the pistol's foreskin back, and then enjoyed the orgasm of the crushed trigger.
Sexual liberation, as a slogan, turns out to be another kind of bondage.
For a woman it offers orgasm as her ultimate and major fulfillment; it's better than motherhood.
Books were a lot less messy than orgasms.
It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!
If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on the bedsheets.
I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms.
Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race.
A woman only needs to be available.
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically.
"You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. “Eleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.