quote by Jesse Duplantis

I've never had the Lord say, 'Jesse, I think that car is a little bit too nice.' I've had vehicles and the Lord said, 'Would you please go park that at your house. Don't put that in front of my house. I don't want people to think that I'm a poor God.'

— Jesse Duplantis

Most Powerful Parked Cars quotations

I have a free couple of hours," I told him, walking toward my car, which was parked on the next block. "There's a very private, very secluded barn in Lookout Hill Park behind the carousel. I could be there in fifteen minutes." I heard the smile in his voice. "You want me bad.

Parked cars quote The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.

Parked cars quote The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.
The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.
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They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius.

Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked the car? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots.

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that.

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!

Parked cars quote You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

It's hard to steer a parked car.

Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures.

I guess what I always found funny was the human condition.

There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit.

Parked cars quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.
A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving.

Parked cars quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight
Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

I did archery when I was in high school.

In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.

Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things.

The bookstore was a parking lot for used graveyards.

Thousands of graveyards were parked in rows like cars. Most of the books were out of print, and no one wanted to read them any more and the people who had read the books had died or forgotten about them, but through the organic process of music the books had become virgins again.

Parked cars quote You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things wil
You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.

Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.

In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000.

I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

Parked cars quote Don't bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.
Don't bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.

In Paris, one is always reminded of being a foreigner.

If you park your car wrong, it is not the fact that it's on the sidewalk that matters, but the fact that you speak with an accent.

The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else.

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

Parked cars quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of
It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time.

.. I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

Parked cars quote I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered.

If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't.

On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.

I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she'd have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we've been together ever since.

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things.

So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

People work hard and save hard to own a car.

They do not want to be told that they cannot drive it by a Deputy Prime Minister whose idea of a park and ride scheme is to park one Jaguar and drive away in another.

Just as a car parked on a hill will naturally roll backward when shifted into neutral, we will naturally go the wrong way if we shift our Christian lives into neutral and stop seeking to learn and grow as believers.

Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.

Cryptography [without system integrity] is like investing in an armored car to carry money between a customer living in a cardboard box and a person doing business on a park bench.

Anyone who has ever been privileged to direct a film also knows that, although it can be like trying to write 'War and Peace' in a bumper car in an amusement park, when you finally get it right, there are not many joys in life that can equal the feeling.

A bomb under the West car park at Twickenham on an international day would end fascism in England for a generation.

I was trying to control myself because I wanted to just park the car and jump out and do cartwheels. The next dream is to win the world championship.