quote by Brian Regan

They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked the car? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots.

— Brian Regan

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Parking lot quote How you make others feel about themselves says a lot about you.

How you make others feel about themselves says a lot about you.

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I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not. And I realized I've never had that dilemma before. I've always been able to tell immediately when looking at anybody if they were or were not Hulk Hogan.

Whatever it is you seek, you have to put in the time, the practice, the effort.

You must give up a lot to get it. It has to be very important to you. And once you have attained it, it is your power. It can't be given away : it resides in you. It is literally the result of your discipline.

Parking lot quote Trust yourself. You have survived a lot and you will survive whatever is coming.

Trust yourself. You have survived a lot and you will survive whatever is coming.

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My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

Parking lot quote We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an a

We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline and effort.

One night I was in the players' parking lot at the Fleet Center in my Celtics warm-ups about a half hour before a game, waiting for one of my dealers to come up from Fall River, because if I didn't get my stuff I was too sick to even go through the pre-game layup line, never mind actually play in the game.

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

We're crazy about this city. First time we came here, we walked the streets all day, all over town and nobody hassled us. People smiled, friendly-like, and we knew we could live here. We'd like to keep our place in Greenwich Village and have an apartment here, God and the Immigration Service willing. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco.

Parking lot quote Don't use a lot where a little will do.

Don't use a lot where a little will do.

We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots in twenty minute and they wouldn't have worried about the consequences because there would not have been any because the remaining terrorist states would have said 'we get the message.'

Parking lot quote The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing.

If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.

Today, we must realize that nature is revealed in the simplest meadow, wood lot, marsh, stream, or tidepool, as well as in the remote grandeur of our parks and wilderness areas.

We must remember that those mortals we meet in parking lots, offices, elevators, and elsewhere are that portion of mankind God has given us to love and to serve. It will do us little good to speak of the general brotherhood of mankind if we cannot regard those who are all around us as our brothers and sisters.

Parking lot quote Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.

I did archery when I was in high school.

In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.

Art is a bad word in Hollywood. You use art too many times and they show you the elevator and then your name is taken off the parking lot.

The bookstore was a parking lot for used graveyards.

Thousands of graveyards were parked in rows like cars. Most of the books were out of print, and no one wanted to read them any more and the people who had read the books had died or forgotten about them, but through the organic process of music the books had become virgins again.

Parking lot quote Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in you

Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in yourself.

I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid I couldn't wait to shoot pucks or play in parking lots, or play on the river or play on the bay.

Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.

In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000.

I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had it in the parking lot there, and everybody that could drive would drive the car. So it was like a community thing

Parking lot quote HATE. Caused a lot of problems but not solved one!

HATE. Caused a lot of problems but not solved one!

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket Hill gave up their lives for a dream that died with them.

Parking lot quote The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.

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When we played at Celtic Park for Bayern in the Champions League it was unbelievable and I think all our players said the same thing afterwards. The atmosphere was just totally unique. I’ve played in lots of big games and stadiums but I’ve never witnessed fans making that much noise in 90 minutes.

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority.

If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.

I love Central Park. I spend a lot of time in there. I try and get in there whenever I can.

Parking lot quote Be curious! A good question can take you a lot farther than a quick answer.

Be curious! A good question can take you a lot farther than a quick answer.

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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

The first video I shot for "A Zip and a Double Cup"â€"I have two versions, a remix video and a the originalâ€"because I wasn’t really trying to do anything. I just came home and got kind of high and shot a video in the parking lot. I just shot the video how I wanted to do it and posted it online and the next day it went crazy.

Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time.

.. I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.

Parking lot quote I think a lot, but i don't say much

I think a lot, but i don't say much

I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she'd have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we've been together ever since.

I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love and cannot follow. I hope this is the hero’s errand, because not following her is the hardest thing I’ve ever done.

We've had musical stuff in the show [South Park] forever.

That's mostly because Trey's a big musical fan, and he's a great songwriter. He's been writing songs his whole life. So since the beginning, we've always put a lot of musical moments.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.

When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.

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