I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.— Marie Corelli
Delicious Pets Cats quotations
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act.
.. about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
I certainly believe that we have a moral obligation to care for the dogs, cats, and other nonhumans whose existence we have caused or facilitated as part of the institution of 'pet' ownership. But I maintain that we ought to abolish the institution and stop causing or facilitating the existence of more 'companion' animals.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
A meow massages the heart.
I can't imagine my life without animals.
I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine.
Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
Many people can listen to their cat more intelligently than they can listen to their own despised body. Because they attend to their pet in a cherishing way, it returns their love. Their body, however, may have to let out an earth-shattering scream in order to be heard at all.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
One cat just leads to another.
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets.
My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.
It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
There are no ordinary cats.
Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .
. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat rubbing against your legs, hear the sound of your dog's toenails clicking on the wood floor, or hear the familiar song your bird used to sing. Our pets do come back to visit us.