I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.— Marie Corelli
Delicious Pets Cats quotations
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act.
.. about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
I certainly believe that we have a moral obligation to care for the dogs, cats, and other nonhumans whose existence we have caused or facilitated as part of the institution of 'pet' ownership. But I maintain that we ought to abolish the institution and stop causing or facilitating the existence of more 'companion' animals.
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
When it is too hard to look back, and you are afraid to look ahead... Look beside you. I'll always be there.
A meow massages the heart.
I can't imagine my life without animals.
I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine.
Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Many people can listen to their cat more intelligently than they can listen to their own despised body. Because they attend to their pet in a cherishing way, it returns their love. Their body, however, may have to let out an earth-shattering scream in order to be heard at all.
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets.
My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.
One cat just leads to another.
It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
I have lived with several masters - all of them cats.
There are no ordinary cats.
Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .
. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat rubbing against your legs, hear the sound of your dog's toenails clicking on the wood floor, or hear the familiar song your bird used to sing. Our pets do come back to visit us.
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns