quote by Albert Einstein

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

Unique Pharmacist quotations

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.


Rogue internet pharmacies continue to pose a serious threat to the health and safety of Americans. Simply put, a few unethical physicians and pharmacists have become drug suppliers to a nation.

While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.

My father wanted me to be a pharmacist like himself.

He had been a doctor, but he no longer believed in medicine; so he became a pharmacist, but he believed in that hardly more.

You can't ask your pharmacist to stock larger quantities of potassium nitrate because you want to make a bigger rocket.


I have spent some months in England, have seen an awful lot and learned little.

England is not a land of science, there is only a widely practised dilettantism, the chemists are ashamed to call themselves chemists because the pharmacists, who are despised, have assumed this name.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80.

He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

A lot can be said for the infinite mercies of God, but the smarts of a good pharmacist, when you get down to it, is worth more.

Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy? "Clear out, everybody. I'm working with pills up here. I'm taking them from this big bottle and then I'm gonna put them in the little bottle. That's my whole job. I can't be down on the floor with you people."

A prudent pharmacist often vends something for your complaint.

But wine merchant you do this invariably.


To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.

I wanted to be an actor ever since I got on stage for the first time, aged 13.

Before that, I thought I might follow in the medical footsteps of my parents: my father was a doctor, my mother a pharmacist.

I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.

My first part-time job gave me the smell of earning money when I worked in a village chemist aged 14. I loved helping the pharmacist with prescriptions and on the shop floor, with its glamorous make-up aisle.

War prosperity is like the prosperity that an earthquake or a plague brings.

The earthquake means good business for construction workers, and cholera improves the business of physicians, pharmacists, and undertakers; but no one has for that reason yet sought to celebrate earthquakes and cholera as stimulators of the productive forces in the general interest.


I write about one of my bills that says pharmacists cannot be doctors.

They cannot determine what they will or will not sell, and you find that many pharmacists will not sell birth control. The movement has gone not just against the access of reproductive rights to abortion; the movement has gone to birth control. They're going after birth control.

The best sculptor is the one who can most accurately reproduce in marble the image that he sees before him. The good cook follows the recipe. The pharmacist can utilize the many years of training of the most famous doctors from the best medical schools, if he just knows how to follow a prescription. Someone has said that science is just a collection of successful formulas.

I came," she said, "hoping you could talk me out of a fantasy.

" Cherish it!" cried Hilarious, fiercely. "What else do any of you have? Hold it tightly by it's little tentacle, don't let the Freudians coax it away or the pharmacists poison it out of you. Whatever it is, hold it dear, for when you lose it you go over by that much to the others. You begin to cease to be.