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What are the best pimple quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is pimple!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity Japanese Proverbs, George Burns or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous pimple quote.

A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. — Japanese Proverbs

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. — George Burns

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. — Rodney Dangerfield

Mr. Lely, I desire you would use all your skill to paint my picture truly like me, and not flatter me at all; but remark all these roughnesses, pimples, warts, and everything as you see me, otherwise I will never pay a farthing for it. — Oliver Cromwell

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort, and like them, are often successfully cured by remedies in themselves very nauseous and unpalatable. — Charles Dickens

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. — Carol Burnett

I wouldn't know any newer bands. We're past the pimple stage. — Angus Young

Whenever something went wrong when I was young - if I had a pimple or if my hair broke - my mom would say, 'Sister mine, I'm going to make you some soup.' And I really thought the soup would make my pimple go away or my hair stronger. — Maya Angelou