quote by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

— Emo Philips

Most Powerful Piping Hot quotations

By nature, a storyteller is a plagiarist.

Everything one comes across - each incident, book, novel, life episode, story, person, news clip - is a coffee bean that will be crushed, ground up, mixed with a touch of cardamom, sometimes a tiny pinch of salt, boiled thrice with sugar, and served as a piping-hot tale.

Piping hot quote Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.

Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player.

That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player. How can you tell? It's PIPING hot! Then blow on it first!

Piping hot quote A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

Your piping-hot lie is the best of lies.

Toast is bread made delicious and useful.

Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an asshole and I refuse to be wrong about something.

after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy.

It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.

Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now.

Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted in the mouth, and his rather stodgier companion, bursting with peel and raisins. There was enough food there to keep a starving family for a week.

Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold.

But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

The mercenary finished his coffee in a single gulp, It must have been piping hot, too. Boy, he was tough.