quote by Jennifer Lopez

I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work.

— Jennifer Lopez

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It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

I dont know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean how long is that going to last?

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?

I like Brad Pitt; I just have nothing to do with him.

Those have been the two biggest challenges of my life: trying to follow Radiohead, and trying to follow Brad Pitt.

The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up.

Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.

My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with.

..she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister

Pitt the Younger was a great British Prime Minister.

He saved Europe from Napoleon, he was the pilot who weathered the storm. I don't know whether he'd have done it any better or quicker had he been married.

I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol.

None of my former girlfriends ever thought of me that way, and I don't have any packs of women chasing me down the street like a Brad Pitt or someone like that.

Every male secretly wants sex with Brad Pitt.

I'd like to wake up and look like Brad Pitt in the morning, but I don't.

I look in the mirror, and I see me.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Brad [Pitt] and I have never wanted our kids to be actors.

We've never talked about it. But, we also want them to be around film and be a part of mommy and daddy's life, and for it not to be kept from it either. We just want them to have a good, healthy relationship with it.

Giordino...simply sighed in resignation. "Who else," he asked no one in particular, "but Dirk Pitt could tramp off into a blizzard on an uninhabited backwater island in the Antarctic and discover a beautiful girl?

I don't think I've ever been in love, I'm sure I will be some day.

I've had enormous crushes, although I've never been into the Brad Pitt thing.

Achilles was like a rock star of his day so it made sense to have Brad Pitt playing him.

I was up watching Meet Joe Black at four AM.

I was hoping Brad Pitt would die, and he was still alive at seven forty in the morning! I actually felt sorry for once, for critics.

I play Hopkins' daughter. Brad Pitt plays Death. He's a very-good looking Death. With him, dying isn't so bad.

Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen.

But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.

I'm a character actor. Nobody's ever seemed to think of me as a leading man. I'm 6'6''. I've got a big nose. I'm gangly. I've got crooked teeth. That's certainly not Brad Pitt. I'm still around and alive, so if they need older guys, I guess they're thinking of me.

Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director called me over and said, 'Jase, just watch him. Watch him move.' Instead of walking, Brad literally glides. It's incredible.

I dont want to be compared to Brad Pitt because I dont want to, you know, disappoint anybody. Brad Pitt is an icon.

What impresses me is the young actors with terrific talent arriving on the scene. They'd have blown us all away in the old days. Guys like Brad Pitt.

In this business, you're either Brad Pitt right away, or you're already going down the ladder.

There were three options [in Allied], which were for [Bred Pitt] to shoot [Marion Cotillard], for them to escape, or for her to pull the trigger, which is a heroic act to spare him. When I was thinking about how it would end, a long time ago, I think I tried each of them to see, but two of them did not work.

He's a scoundrel, young Brad Pitt, who led me, his elderly colleague, astray more than once.

What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and be like, Even though I'm famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt.

Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

I don't get a lot of choices in movies.

It's not like I'm Brad Pitt and I can walk in and go here's the film I want to do and everyone runs around... I don't have that. I stand in line and do auditions. I'm there with 80 other guys trying to be that guy. Every once in awhile I luck out.

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.

I have a lot of actors I want to work with; Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, and Uma Thurman.

I am sure I would love to do it now, but back then, I was, like, 11 and it was 'ugh.' There's nothing sexual or sexy when you're that age. So I was kissing Brad Pitt. So what? He had chapped lips. He was lovely and kind and sweet to me, but it was just yuk.

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

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