I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.— Rita Rudner
Bumbling Poodle quotations
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side.
You want a Rottweiler.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog.
A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
I don't like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs;
but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers.
I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.
The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass;
it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise.
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.
But loneliness is as delusive a belief in the pertinence of the world as is love: in choosing to feel lonely, as in choosing to love, one carves a space next to oneself to be filled by others - a friend, a lover, a toy poodle, a violinist on the radio.
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew.
Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure.
To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.