I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.— Rita Rudner
Sensitive Poodle Dogs quotations
The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog.
A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs;
but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers.
I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew.
Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music.
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.
They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle.
He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.
He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.
There is something about the human condition.
I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy." Dogs are happy with who they are.
I grew up in New Jersey in the '80s. That means one thing: Big hair. ... I had big hair, my boyfriends had big hair, we all had big hair. Our prom looked like the poodle division of the Westminster dog show.