My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.— Anthony Jeselnik
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I love the sounds and the power of pounding water, whether it is the waves or a waterfall.
How long will you keep pounding on an open door Begging for someone to open it?
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
An ounce of behavior is worth a pound of words.
The Church is like a great ship being pounded by the waves of life's different stresses. Our duty is not to abandon ship, but to keep her on her course.
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Physically, I’m not tough. I may think tough. I would say I’m kinda tough and calloused inside. I could use a foot more in height and fifty more pounds and fifteen years off my age and then God help all you bastards.
If I had five million pounds I'd start a radio station because something needs to be done. It would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something that didn't make you feel like smashing up the kitchen and strangling the cat.
I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change.
.. I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.
I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend.
It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds
My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables.
Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds.
I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.
I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity.
There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!
I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles.
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life.
The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.
Every time you need protein, get yourself a boiled egg in.
But your main meals would be chicken, or hummus, or white fish. You can lose about a pound a day. But you can do this stuff over a period of time, and you can have your happy days. It's about motivation and it has to be something that's realistic for you to keep up.
I do a little sign on the court every time i make a shot or a good pass and i pound my chest and point to the sky - it symbolizes that i have a heart for God. It’s something that my mom and I came up with in college and I do it every time I step on the floor as a reminder of who i’m playing for.
During our travels, the Indians entertained me well;
and their affection for me was so great, that they utterly refused to leave me there with the others, although the Governor offered them one hundred pounds sterling for me, on purpose to give me a parole to go home.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at home he will permit his aged mother to carry pails of water and armfuls of wood, or his wife to lug a twenty-pound baby, hour after hour, without ever offe
I've always been quite thrifty. I can't bear to spend hundreds of pounds on designer clothes. I shop in second-hand shops in Portobello Road and go to Sue Ryder.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soulmate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation.
Words can do wonderful things. They pound, purr. They can urge, they can wheedle, whip, whine. They can sing, sass, singe. They can churn, check, channelize. They can be a "Hup two three four." They can forge a fiery army of a hundred languid men.
I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.
I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.
Cassoulet, that best of bean feasts, is everyday fare for a peasant but ambrosia for a gastronome, though its ideal consumer is a 300-pound blocking back who has been splitting firewood nonstop for the last twelve hours on a subzero day in Manitoba.
Where is the indignation about the fact that the US and USSR have thirty thousand pounds of destructive force for every human being in the world?
Music is my love and to me acting is more mercenary.
I don't pound the pavements for roles: if it happens, it happens. I hate that auditioning thing.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.