Sensational Pregnancy Test quotations
Life has a way of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once.
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real.
But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
One small crack does not mean you are broken, it means that you were put to the test and you didn't fall apart.
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test.
I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century.
Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.
When a person tests positive for HIV, it is not a test for the virus itself but for antibodies to the virus, and the test is not able to distinguish between HIV antibodies and a multitude of other antibodies. Many conditions can lead to a false positive result, including flu shots, hepatitis, and pregnancy.
Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you test first and the lesson afterward.
You check the pregnancy test every month, and when it comes up negative it can start to wear on you
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.