The Premier club in the Premier League - that is Manchester United!— Martin Tyler
Almighty Premier League quotations
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial.
Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
I want to help Manchester United win the Premier League and become the best player in the world.
It does not make a goalkeeper look good and, after it, I did not want to celebrate out of respect for him.
I do feel that I have unfinished business in the Premier League and now is the right time to return. I considered all the other offers very carefully and I firmly believe that Chelsea is the best choice. They match my footballing ambitions with their hunger and desire to win trophies.
I'm looking forward to meeting my new team-mates and to be playing for Arsenal in the Premier League and Champions League. I will give my best to Arsenal and want to make all the supporters happy.
English players are as easy to coach.
The problem is that the Premier League has the best players in the world, and statistically not all of them can be born in England. But we don't have enough English players: we are working very hard on it.
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing.
We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.
For me, Marouane Fellaini has been one of the best midfielders in the Premier League over the last few seasons. If he continues to improve at United, we’ll have a really good player on our hands.
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.
Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.
Manchester United is still in my heart.
Disappointed they didn't win the title but they are still the kings of Premier League.
In the Premier League you never really know what is going to happen.
There is very little between the teams.
When managers have got decisions to make, whether it benefits me or not, I have to be man enough to take it.
Chris Hughton has been sacked by Norwich. Now? With 5 games to go? Utterly bonkers!
Next year we have to be even better. If we want to be a big club this has to be one of many.
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
I tried to push him away with my head.
I apologise to everyone. I should not have got involved in it.
I have great confidence in Rene and high expectations for our squad to respond.
You have just got to face the facts, don't you? I face it head-on.
I knew what I was coming in to. I didn't make the impact I hoped for and I believed in.
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!
When you play in the Premier League, say you're playing against a lower-end team, they set up to defend all the time, they set up to block you off. But when you play in the Champions League, all the other teams are used to winning every week, so it's more of an open game, it's more attacking, end-to-end.
This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
Growing up, watching the Premier League as far back as I can remember, feeling the trophy and having the medal around my neck was an unbelievable feeling.
Messi doesn't have to do it in the Premier League to prove himself.
The Champions League is the ultimate club competition. If he was in the Premier League, he'd be the best player by some distance.
Cristiano Ronaldo has done massive things in both the Premier League and in the Champions League, but Messi is the best though and I am convinced that next year he will win the Ballon d'Or.
I don't actually watch many shows. I will either watch movies or football. I enjoy to watch games in the Premier League and will also watch movies a lot as well. That is how I relax.
Manchester United might not win Premier League every year, but we'd always be up there competing for it every year.
I was surprised we were playing in Manchester and have a referee from Greater Manchester.
The call to make that decision is not mine, because obviously I won't resign and I'm not a quitter.
England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
Liverpool have won everything but never a World Championship.
I am sure in the future they will once again make the effort to win the tournament. They have had good rhythm in the Premier League this season.