quote by William Goldman

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

— William Goldman

Unbelievable Princes Bride quotations

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

Princes bride quote It takes both sides to build a bride.
It takes both sides to build a bride.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls.

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

Love is many things none of them logical.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

And thus Snow White became the prince's bride.

The wicked queen was invited to the wedding feast and when she arrived there were red-hot iron shoes, in the manner of red-hot roller skates, clamped upon her feet.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much.

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.

Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.

Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love-you think this happens every day? Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well...you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup: i will never doubt again. Westley: There will never be a need.