Princess Bride Quotes

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls.

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

Love is many things none of them logical.

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen.

Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies, of all time.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much.

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

My mom used to make my costumes when I was little;

she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and I had a big wedding dress and a bouquet. Another year I was a medieval princess with a long teal dress and a veil. It was a little extravagant, but it was cute!

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.

Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Is this a kissing book?

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.

C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.