quote by Stone Cold Steve Austin

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Pro wrestling quote Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist

Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Pro wrestling quote Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist.

Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist.

To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do.

Pro wrestling quote Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like artist.

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like artist.

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman.

Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me.

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Everyone out here in Los Angeles is trying to do whatever to break into films.

It is a tough industry to get into, kind of like pro wrestling in a lot of respects when you think about it.

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture.

It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

Pro wrestling is not fake; it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.

I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

I encourage you to find your punk-rock, your lucha-libre, your pro-wrestling

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it's debatable.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all.

Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

In professional wrestling, I think that they want you to be bigger than life.

It's almost like an over-acting type thing - whereas on the big screen, you're 35 feet and they've got a close-up of you to put it on the screen in the movie house. At 35 feet, it's more subtlety than the overboard drama that we do in pro wrestling.

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