quote by Linus Torvalds

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

— Linus Torvalds

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Programming funny quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Java is C++ without the guns, clubs and knives.

Programming funny quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot;

C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.

Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Programming funny quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.

Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

Programming funny quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer.

There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.

Programming funny quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.

Copy and paste is a design error.

Good code is its own best documentation.

As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

Programming funny quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

Programming funny quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.

It's a curious thing about our industry: not only do we not learn from our mistakes, we also don't learn from our successes.

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Programming funny quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man;

he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Programming funny quote Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

Know what you're talking about.

Programming funny quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

Programming funny quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Nine people can't make a baby in a month.

Software sucks because users demand it to.

If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.

5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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