1. 10

    Psychiatric expert testimony: mendacity masquerading as medicine.

  2. 9

    Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.

  3. 8

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

  4. 7

    A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  5. 6

    Work and love; these are the basics. Without them there is neurosis.

  6. 5

    The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner or later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature.

  7. 4

    To study the abnormal is the best way of understanding the normal.

  8. 3

    It might be said of psychoanalysis that if you give it your little finger it will soon have your whole hand.

  9. 2

    A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

  10. 1

    A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on.