Really Dumb Quotes

Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world.

It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

There were three kinds of evangelical leaders: The dumb or idealistic ones who really believed. The out-and-out charlatans. And the smart ones who still believed – sort of – but knew that the evangelical world was sh*t, but who couldn't figure out any way to earn as good a living anywhere else.

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

Your work gets destroyed by dumb people and it gets enhanced by smart people and it really doesn't have anything to do with marketing.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

Dumbing down takes many forms: art that is good for you, museums that flatter you, universities that increase your self-esteem. Culture, after all, is really about you.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

I feel like with everything you do, everything you make, everything you experience, y'know, even the dumb stuff that you don't even really pay much attention to, like the mundane stuff that happens to you every day, it shapes the person who you are.

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

I had no idea what to expect moving to New York.

It's embarrassing to say, but I didn't even realize that people bought contemporary art... that people actually paid for it... I know that's really dumb. I was really naive. I had no idea artists made money.

I'd go for parts that didn't pay a dime, and there would be 300 to 400 actors there. It could be very discouraging. To make it in this business, you have to have a kind of dumb sense that you're really good. You have to believe that someone is going to recognize that.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed!

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.

Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

I've always loved The Simpsons, just because it was really, really funny.

As a kid, you love the characters. You know that the dad is dumb and frustrated, and you know that the boy is smarter than everyone else around him and is constantly getting into mischief.

I don't really find a problem with technology or television, or anything.

I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy.

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half.

They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb.

I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.

I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.