People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.— Travis Tritt
Sentimental Redneck quotations
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of color or two up front on TV to obscure the all-white, all reactionary all backward — there-is-no-global-warming — rube reality. Actual conservatives, let alone the educated classes, have long since fled.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast.
There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard.
It was incredible how they went wild over him.
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy... easy laugh, nice guy.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's a hick town I suppose filled with farmers and rednecks and racists cops who stop every Indian that drives through. During one week when I was little dad got stopped three times for DWI- Driving While Indian.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.