Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself.
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
The rich never have to seek out their relatives.
An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death.
Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.