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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself.
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Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
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Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
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The rich never have to seek out their relatives.
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An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death.
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Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing.
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.