1. 10

    Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

  2. 9

    Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself.

  3. 8

    Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

  4. 7

    Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

  5. 6

    Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

  6. 5

    Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

  7. 4

    The rich never have to seek out their relatives.

  8. 3

    An advantage of poverty, your relatives gain nothing by your death.

  9. 2

    Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing.

  10. 1

    A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.