The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
— George Carlin

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright restaurants quote

Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.
— Robert M. Pirsig

As the global expansion of Indian and Chinese restaurants suggests, xenophobia is directed against foreign people, not foreign cultural imports.
— E. J. Hobsbawm

But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
— restaurants quotation by Nicole Polizzi