Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.— Gene Perret
Inspiring Retirement Card quotations
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand ~Randy Pausch
A man can't retire his experience.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
When you stop living at work and start working at living - retirement.
I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
In January we start saving money, getting out of credit card debt, funding our retirement accounts, and we're doing wonderful. Then, every single year like clockwork, starting in November, all of you fall into this trap that says, 'I have to buy this gift... I can't show up at this party and not have something for everybody.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
To thee, fair Freedom! I retire From flattery, cards, and dice, and din: Nor art thou found in mansions higher Than the low cot, or humble inn.
If you do not have at least an eight-month emergency fund, and you think there's a probability you could loose your job - and it's not just losing your job; you could be in a car accident, get sick - continue to pay the minimum on your credit card every month. Everything beyond that needs to go to establish an emergency fund. And if you have an emergency fund saved, then fund your retirement account before paying down credit card debt.
Maybe you'll take the cash out. So a credit card company or a bank that goes into the business of saying we're going to be the broker, we're going to sell you a mortgage that you're going to be able to pay off, we're going to help you reduce your credit card debt, we're going to help you save for retirement, we're going to put you into mutual funds that have low fees rather than high fees.