quote by Attila the Hun

Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.

— Attila the Hun

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Running funny quote Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. T

Fear has two meanings - Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem.

It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.

Running funny quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.

I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins.

Running funny quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.

I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it.

Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day.

Running funny quote Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction.

Choosing individual stocks without any idea of what you're looking for is like running through a dynamite factory with a burning match. You may live, but you're still an idiot.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse.

Running funny quote One life. Just one. Why aren't we running like we are on fire towards our wildes

One life. Just one. Why aren't we running like we are on fire towards our wildest dreams?

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed.

Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. -Carrie Bradshaw

Rapport? You mean like, You'll run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?

The only tactics I admire are do-or-die

Running funny quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw.

He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field).

They had bags over their heads.

Running funny quote God sometimes removes people from your life to protect you. Don't run after them

God sometimes removes people from your life to protect you. Don't run after them.

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And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.

A lot of people say they love running because of how they feel afterward.

Not me. Well, I love that, too, but it's also so much fun while I'm out there.

The decathlon is nine Mickey Mouse events and the 1500 metres.

Running funny quote Running from your problems is just adding another one to the list.

Running from your problems is just adding another one to the list.

Sailors, with their built in sense of order, service and discipline, should really be running the world.

Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you started.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Running funny quote Anyone can run away, it's super easy. Facing problems and working through them,

Anyone can run away, it's super easy. Facing problems and working through them, that's what makes you strong.

Everyone is an athlete. The only difference is that some of us are in training, and some are not.

Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.

I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.

Running funny quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up

Run hard, be strong, think big!

The real competition is against the little voice inside you that wants to quit

Running funny quote Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

When I first started running, I was so embarrassed I'd walk when cars passed me.

I'd pretend I was looking at the flowers!

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.

He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I had as many doubts as anyone else. Standing on the starting line, we're all cowards.

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