Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
— Lyndon B. Johnson

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist -- the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.
Oscar Wilde salads quote

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of taste.
— Cyril Connolly

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
— Roberto Burle Marx

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
— salads quotation by Augustus Saint-Gaudens