I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.— Danny Devito
Genuine Sandwich quotations
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone.
As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
There's nothing better than good sex.
But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed by a walk to the University, carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way.
They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.
I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes.
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water.
Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?
Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.
Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next to the spicy chicken sandwich and the waffle fries. It's called the Superfood Side.
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches.
Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.
On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.
I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours.
I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'
Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.
Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother.
We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort.
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road.
Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I hear some of the stuff you talk about and if that's close to what you're thinking about, I don't want to be around that, so keep me and my family out of your thoughts, unless you're thinking of making me a sandwich.
Life is good when you have a good sandwich.
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.
People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard.
I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory.
I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.