quote by Groucho Marx

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

— Groucho Marx

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Sarcastic love quote Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it trut

Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.

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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Sarcastic love quote The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and

The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it.

Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani

I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcastic love quote Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpac

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

America knows nothing of food, love, or art.

We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.

If you love someone, set them free.

Sarcastic love quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day.

Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Sarcastic love quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically.

"We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

Sarcastic love quote Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th

That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.

In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.

Sarcastic love quote To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when the

To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.

I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even more polite. My voice tends to go up quite a lot. I'd love to speak more languages just to discover who I become in a different language.

My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards.

I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

Sarcastic love quote Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing right now. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue.

When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.

What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Sarcastic love quote Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behi

Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music.

They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

Sarcastic love quote Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.

Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic.

Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges.

Sarcastic love quote A King only bows down to his Queen.

A King only bows down to his Queen.

Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.

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