If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.— Groucho Marx
Bashful Sarcastic One Liners quotations
One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't take life too seriously.
One bad chapter does not mean your story is over.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
The woman who follows the crowd will usually go on further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.