quote by Otto von Bismarck

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.

— Otto von Bismarck

Floundering Sausage quotations

People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.


I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals;

veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless).

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

Writing is like sausage making in my view;

you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.


This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.


I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.


Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it.

But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.


There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.

Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.


If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

[Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential.

And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and sausage meat. I think it is true that one gains a certain hold on sausage and haddock by writing them down.

famous quotes