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Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. — Alvin Toffler
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — Lady Bloomfield
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. — Auberon Herbert
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. — Eugene Field
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water. — William S. Burroughs
I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it. — Jimmy Dean
It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he'd follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket.
Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year.
We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products.
My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.
That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
For as long as I can remember, my father saved.
He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people's martinis --he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?, here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.
I didn't like my mouth because I always felt like it was a sausage for a bottom lip, and I have an overbite, so I can't exactly close my mouth. It's really, really hard! But now I like it because it's kind of sultry, and it's my mouth. I should say I don't consider my bottom lip a sausage lip now - I like it, but I guess I grew into it. I definitely saved a couple hundred bucks instead of getting fillers.
In Germany, people are saying, "George W.
Bush is an asshole. Osama Bin Laden is an asshole." But then I make jokes about Auschwitz, and how the Germans are lederhosen-wearing sausage freaks - and they hate me for this! And I'm like, "You all are sitting there because you want to relax and have a nice evening, and now you're pissed because I put also a mirror in front of you."