When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
— Jane Wagner

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin schizophrenic quote

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
— Oscar Levant

If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.
— Thomas Szasz

The experience and behavior that gets labeled schizophrenic is a special strategy that a person invents in order to live in an unlivable situation.
— R. D. Laing