I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.— George Burns
Off-limits Scotch Whiskey quotations
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache.
I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me.
Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.
Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work. Traps: Artistry or no artistry; everything sucked you into some spiderweb. I disdained the use of the needle for the same reason that I disdained some so-called beautiful women - the price was far beyond the measure of the worth. I didn't want to hustle that hard.