I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.— George Burns
Informative Scotch Whisky quotations
I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.