quote by George Burns

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

— George Burns

Most Powerful Scotches quotations

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch.

It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

You're getting into some kind of shape, cop.

" Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone." It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it.

I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache.

I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music.

However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches.

Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

The best blended Scotch in the history of the world - which was also the favourite drink of the Iraqi Baath Party, as it still is of the Palestinian Authority and the Libyan dictatorship and large branches of the Saudi Arabian royal family - is Johnnie Walker Black. Breakfast of champions, accept no substitute.

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.