quote by Shel Silverstein

How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.

— Shel Silverstein

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Screen doors quote Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behi

Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

Faith without works is like a song you can't sing.

It's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Every obstruction of the course of justice,--is a door opened to betray society, and bereave us of those blessings which it has inview.... It is a strange way of doing honour to God, to screen actions which are a disgrace to humanity.

Screen doors quote A positive attitude opens the door to positive opportunities, which leads to a p

A positive attitude opens the door to positive opportunities, which leads to a positive life.

Television is just like making a hole in the wall.

All kinds of stuff comes in, on the screen, that we would never allow to come in through the door.

Has anybody ever told you you're an evil woman?" -Reece "Who, me?" -Erin "Yes, you." -Reece "Li'l ole me?" -Erin "Sadistic goddess you, yes." -Reece "Do you want me to stop?" -Erin "Do you want me to hold you down and bang you like a screen door?" -Reece "Don't threaten the sadistic goddess, Reece." -Erin

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

Screen doors quote Don't give up. Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door.

Don't give up. Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door.

Sony and Nickelodeon knew they wanted to create a TV show that was a platform for a band they would have for Sony. They knew what they wanted, and it took two years of auditions and screen tests and countless people coming in and out the door until they finally settled on the four of us.

I've never vied for power in the family before.

Pointing a box at the garage door and saying "Open!" was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.

The happiest moments of my childhood were spent on my grandmother's front porch in Durham, N.C., or at her sister's farmhouse in Orange County, where chickens paraded outside the kitchen's screen door and hams were cured in the smokehouse.

Screen doors quote Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?

Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?

The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back.

I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.

I know for me like I have a reputation of being kind of tough, I have a reputation of also being the girl next door, kind of sweet but I have standards and my thing is, it's me on that screen and I don't have control over everything in this and I'm grateful and thankful.

My boyfriend and I just got a projector, so we've been screening movies on the roof and projecting them against the wall next door. The last one we did, the theme was, "The Russians are Coming". So we screened Red Dawn and Top Gun.

Screen doors quote The moment you accept what troubles you've been given, the door will open.

The moment you accept what troubles you've been given, the door will open.

Upper education used to open doors. Not so true anymore. The degree used to be a screening tool, but that is falling by the wayside as there are a glut of college grads on the market.

How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it.

How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.” ― How Many, How Much by Shel Silverstein “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Little brats yellin 'Trick or Treat' all through my screen door, When y'all should be at home sleep, Instead of at my front porch 15 deep. The jack o' lantern came in handy... I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no candy. But ain't that somethin? You buy a Halloween costume and a pumpkin, Almost gave your children a heart attack. It's a tradition, but who the hell started that?

Screen doors quote If It doesn't open, It's not your door.

If It doesn't open, It's not your door.

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I was once asked what I thought was the most disquieting thing you could see on the screen and I said, "An open door".

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