1. 10

    Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

  2. 9

    If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.

  3. 8

    Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

  4. 7

    I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.

  5. 6

    No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

  6. 5

    I've probably earned the right to screw up a few times. I don't want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about.

  7. 4

    Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.

  8. 3

    Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here.

  9. 2

    But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we'll not fail.

  10. 1

    I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

  11. Last Update: June, 2020