quote by Groucho Marx

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

— Groucho Marx

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Sense humor quote Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit. Remember that.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

Sense humor quote Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Life has three rules: Paradox, Humor, and Change.

- Paradox: Life is a mystery; don't waste your time trying to figure it out. - Humor: Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure - Change: Know that nothing ever stays the same.

I would say that I'm a nonviolent soldier.

In place of weapons of violence, you have to use your mind, your heart, your sense of humor, every faculty available to you...because no one has the right to take the life of another human being.

Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.

Sense humor quote You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.

You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities - a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor;

you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Sense humor quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Sense humor quote The greatest results in life are usually attained by common sense and perseveran

The greatest results in life are usually attained by common sense and perseverance.

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.

All in all, I think that out of all musical genres, the world of metal is the most escapist one. Metal is also music for people who think for themselves. I think metalheads are smart people who possess a healthy dose of self-irony and a good sense of humor, and that appeals to me. I felt a strong affinity with the scene from the first moment on.

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff.

What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.

Sense humor quote Common sense is not so common.

Common sense is not so common.

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective

Sense humor quote I wish common sense was more common

I wish common sense was more common

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I'm more than ever of the opinion that a decent human existence is possible today only on the fringes of society, where one then runs the risk of starving or being stoned to death. In these circumstances, a sense of humor is a great help.

I would like to thank a world that never understood or accepted me, family and friends that never believed in me, and a God with one hell of a sense of humor. You have all made me what I am today. Let that weigh heavily on your consciences.

A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

Sense humor quote Don't be absurd! Nobody made us! We evolved by chance from snowflakes. ~ Light h

Don't be absurd! Nobody made us! We evolved by chance from snowflakes. ~ Light humor to demonstrate the fact that there is a creator for everything.

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We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to.

She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did.

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless.

Sense humor quote The world doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do.

The world doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do.

Work hard, don't quit, be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful, also to never whine ever, never complain, and, always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

Sense humor quote Never lose your sense of wonder.

Never lose your sense of wonder.

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Sense humor quote The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

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I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides.

The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.

He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.

Charm is the enchanted dart, light and subtle as a hummingbird.

But it is deceptive in one thing: like a sense of humor, if you think you've got it, you probably haven't.

I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits seem to have a darker sense of humor, though I have met some Americans who have adopted bits of the British dry sense of humor as well.

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